Funny
I know, I’ve been totally off the blogging thing. There’s just been so much going on. So for today, I thought I’d pass on a funny email I got from my friend Kristen…
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No, I don’t waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS?!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight."
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."
DISCLAIMER: This blog in no way encourages the drinking of wine. It does encourage shopping and regular hair appointments 🙂
Shannon in Arizona said,
November 15, 2006 at 6:29 am
I like the disclaimer….LOL
stacey said,
November 16, 2006 at 2:09 pm
That is cute! Remember that time you brought the homeless lady to my house to shower and then we took her somewhere? That’s kind of what it reminded me of : )-
stacey said,
November 16, 2006 at 2:11 pm
: )-
From Joshua…
Josh wanted to post a comment for Ms. Julie.