Funny

November 14, 2006 at 8:44 pm (Fun)

I know, I’ve been totally off the blogging thing. There’s just been so much going on. So for today, I thought I’d pass on a funny email I got from my friend Kristen…

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly  dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her  for a couple of   dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine  with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping  instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No, I don’t waste time  shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to  stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS?!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight."
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."

DISCLAIMER: This blog in no way encourages the drinking of wine. It does encourage shopping and regular hair appointments 🙂

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